Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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