Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
This is the high leading the old right now
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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