What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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