If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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