You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
