Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
