I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
