Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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