you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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