Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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