My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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