what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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