Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
