I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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