At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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