do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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