i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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