Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
