Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
