He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I just had sex on a roof
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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