Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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