What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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