Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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