Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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