we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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