my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
