It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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