felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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