dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
it glows. i had to have it.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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