Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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