if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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