I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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