When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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