Its about making memories worth repressing
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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