He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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