Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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