dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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