It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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