I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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