Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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