Say something about gay babies.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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