is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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