He disabled his match.com account in front of me
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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