white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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