His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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