Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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