ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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