i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Drunk is a universal language darling
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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