i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
