At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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